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@iresurfaced: Dating a woman in 5 easy steps:

1. Be attentive
2. Don't be too attentive
3. Show interest
4. Don't show too much interest
5. Seek therapy

Dating a woman in 5 easy steps:

1. Be attentive
2. Don’t be too attentive
3. Show interest
4. Don’t show too much interest
5. Seek therapy

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