@Christi_Q: Dating is hard because guys are like "You're hot, can we do butt stuff yet?" and girls are like "It's been 3 days, where's my ring?"
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@confusedlush: People who try to prepare for the end of the world are obviously misunderstanding the core concept.
@KeetPotato: unstable person: "when there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth" stable person: "i look after the horses"