@Christi_Q: Dating is hard because guys are like "You're hot, can we do butt stuff yet?" and girls are like "It's been 3 days, where's my ring?"
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@yeetztweetz: look for the boy with the broken vape, ask him if he’ll be your escape, and he willllll be loooved
@UnFitz: Batgirl: I have a riddle for you, Riddler. Riddler: Oh? B: Notice anything different about me? R: R: *jumps to his death from 46th-floor window*
@AristotlesNZ: Been rubbing this thing on my carpet for 2 hours and still nothing. How the hell do you recharge a smart car?
@trilldrone: "911 what's your em-" STAMPEDE "slow down sir" IN THE GORGE "sir I'm gonna need you t-" SIMBAS DOWN THERE