@primawesome: Dating is just deciding if you like a person more than being lonely, then choosing wrong.
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@TheMichaelRock: I've seen enough episodes of "Cops" to know that you should avoid all people with blurry faces.
@galiamango: I'm not a shout it from the rooftops kind of person, but I'll write it on a post-it and leave it lying around for people to see.
@timdonakowski: When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?" I'm funny that way.
@DontTouchMyWine: I’m the kind of girl who won’t stop until you’re screaming your safeword. Related: Your safeword’s the first 16 digits of your credit card.