@primawesome: Dating is just deciding if you like a person more than being lonely, then choosing wrong.
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@topaz_kell: When I treat people the way I want to be treated, they get weirded out when I start brushing their hair.
@Parkerlawyer: *camping* Son, "What's the wifi password?" Me, "We're communing with nature, get off your phone." Son, "Does communing have two m's or one?"
@P0tterhead_394: My favorite pickup line is when a guy just slides an order of mozzarella sticks towards me.