@deardilettante: Dating me is like a walk in the park - Jurassic Park.
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@Sam_From_Kansas: Alan from Facebook is concerned about "boarder" control and thinks they should "learn our langage"
@junejuly12: If I'm extra friendly and super sweet when I see you again, it's cause I've forgotten your name
@therealeatwood: ME: Leave me alone! You’re not my real dad! CRAWDAD: [patiently] I am doing my best to raise you on my own. Now eat your plankton.