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@: a:2:{i:0;a:5:{s:4:"user";s:11:"Mikecanrant";s:5:"image";s:90:"http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/3779625598/ad268c029bb34c06cdfd3a299f8b7cf6_bigger.jpeg";s:6:"id_str";s:18:"347125599673937920";s:7:"retweet";s:3:"290";s:5:"tweet";s:137:"Dating progression

Me at 16: She's ugly.

Me at 21: She's alright.

Me at 30: I'd hit that.

Me at 36: That mountain goat has nice legs.";}s:7:"retweet";i:0;}

Dating progression

Me at 16: She’s ugly.

Me at 21: She’s alright.

Me at 30: I’d hit that.

Me at 36: That mountain goat has nice legs.

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