@EJGomez: dating tip #4: when meeting her brother for the 1st time make sure when he goes for the handshake u kiss him on the lips to assert dominance
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@_xLNc: My girlfriend left me for a hindu guy. Anyway, he'll treat her better - they worship cows.
@AnissaClingman: When you msg me @ 9:30am w/ just "Morning," don't be shocked when I wait till 12:00pm & respond w/ "Noon." Seriously, what did ya expect?