@Bownuggets: DATING TIP: Be a gentleman. Hold her door. Hold her hand. Hold her purse. Hold her for ransom. Demand a chopper. Fly away. Start a new life.
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@jtswhipped: I saw a woman with a lower back tattoo that said "Classy" and my brain leaked out of my ear.
@WorkingMom86: My son plays this game where he's a bowling ball and the bowling pins are everything we own.
@Playing_Dad: [Alien abduction] Me: What's it like on your planet? Alien: Very barren, desolate Me: But no politics? Alien: No Me: Ok, let's go