@TDeeRock: Dating tip: find a guy with a compatible charger.
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@AmishPornStar1: The people who came up with all these different rules for pluralization are bunch of peni.
@Parkerlawyer: My dad owned a convenience store when I was a kid and he would give me the keys to Ms. Pac-Man so I could play for free. Let me tell you the drunk-with-power feeling that was for a 10 yr old pushing that credit button. I’ve been chasing that high ever since.
@drinksmcgee: Her: Do you have any hobbies? *flashback to placing dismembered body parts into jars filled with formaldehyde Me: I make my own preserves.