@TDeeRock: Dating tip: find a guy with a compatible charger.
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@darksidedeb: I accidentally dropped one of my husband's Viagra into my contact solution and now I'm cockeyed.
@BritXNic: Don't mind me. Just over here shaking my phone like a Magic 8-Ball, trying to get the screen to rotate back.
@SuperJuanderer: What idiot called them swordfish instead of... oh, no, wait, actually that's pretty good.
@Jandalize: My 16yo daughters boyfriend struggled with a capri sun for the last 10 minutes. I think it's ok to leave her alone with him.