@TDeeRock: Dating tip: find a guy with a compatible charger.
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@kwirkyKerri: Facebook tells me those vans are dangerous, but Twitter says they have candy. So conflicted.
@jonnysun: im like a onion. peel back the layers and u'll see that deep down inside im just a smaller more afraid onion
@juliussharpe: The NSA has been tracking phone records for Verizon customers. They skipped AT&T because those people can't complete calls.
@my_boy_joey: I just saw a raccoon get hit by a Smart Car. The poor lil fella suffered a sprained ankle.