@MoneypennyNaked: Dating tip: If you show a guy naked photos on your phone, 98% won't notice if you steal their drink.
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@WheelTod: [First Date] Her: Your Tinder profile says you're a great listener Me: Really. Ugh. That's a typo. It should say I'm a "great listener."
@markleggett: Congratulations on being the kind of person who corrects the grammar of others, unsolicited. You're the Microsoft Word Paperclip.
@corysnearowski: My wife is upset we can't afford a vacation this year because I kept paying the kids to behave while I was driving