@MoneypennyNaked: Dating tip: If you show a guy naked photos on your phone, 98% won't notice if you steal their drink.
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@HarmonyRambles: Pfft. Of course I know pound town has nothing to do with pound cake. Everyone knows that. *slides fork into back pocket, fights back tears*
@WheelTod: I'm the outdoorsy type. I hate being chained to a desk all day, but management say they have no choice until I stop biting my coworkers.
@Social_Mime: My wife and I have a rule whoever is driving controls the radio, unless I'm driving and then she controls the radio.
@splegge: Raw eggs are great for a fitness diet. If you don't like the taste, just add sugar, flour, cocoa and baking powder and bake for 30 minutes.