@Dawn_M_: Dating tip: Men always remember the woman who vomited on them.
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@deathoftheparty: read this from top to bottom to discover just how much movement your eyebrows are capable of
@Nikkeya08: "Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil.." Him: Do you have to say that everytime we visit my mom?