@Dawn_M_: Dating tip: Men always remember the woman who vomited on them.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@zachreinert03: I really hope I don't wake up tomorrow morning. I don't want to die, sometime in the afternoon would be nice, or even the next day
@Tmoney68: When in doubt, just do the opposite of whatever the person wearing pajamas in public is doing.
@mattZillaaaa: I love how fresh & clean my bathroom smells after I've killed a spider with a full bottle of windex