@FeelingMervis: DATING TIP: Size does matter! Tell her how big your TV is.
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@SondraDeeMe: Nothing says how messed up my family thinks I am than my niece putting her head in an Easy-Bake-Oven & my brother asking me if I showed her.
@gorrdano: I understand if you aren't religious, I respect that. But you don't have to get all rude when I ask to use your first born as a sacrifice.