@itchyturtle: Dating tip: surprise your date by being a giraffe
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@Jake_Vig: Dear rock bands, If I am at your show, assume I am both ready and willing to rock. No need to ask.
@ch000ch: need to find a better way to trick my dog into taking his medication bc the last 2 times he tricked me into taking it
@JennyPentland: I wonder if caterpillars know they're gonna fly some day or they just start building a cocoon and are like 'why am I doing this'.