@ibid78: Dating tip: to impress your date, put a napkin on your lap. Along with your plate. And the table. And the waiter. You're now the restaurant.
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@Underchilde: They say they’re free weights, but the gym gets pissed if you put them in your car and leave.
@akatinamarie: I can't tell if the vegans upstairs are having sex or are finally eating a steak.
@Rschooley: How dare Beyonce bring symbols of past racial strife into popular music performance!!