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@RealDMK: Daughter (5): "Daddy your tummy is big and bouncy just like our trampoline"
Me: "Well you're short and can't spell chrysanthemum"

Daughter (5): “Daddy your tummy is big and bouncy just like our trampoline”
Me: “Well you’re short and can’t spell chrysanthemum”

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