@Maxine12339: Daughter announced there will be rain for Thanksgiving. We usually have turkey but with her cooking skills rain will taste better.
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@OkieGirl405: My favorite people are the ones that like to pass judgement on others because they have obviously lead a perfect life
@dixinormus10: I didn't think it was possible to travel 10 years back in time until I got into an argument with my wife.
@joejwest: ME: Good date? FRIEND: Ok. Until he got undressed ME: Then what? FRIEND: [sticks out pinky finger] ME: Ah. Then he drank tea in a fancy way