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@Momtoteens: Daughter comes home with shirt inside out.
Me: Why is your shirt on wrong?
Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

Daughter comes home with shirt inside out. 
Me: Why is your shirt on wrong?
Daughter: I think you old people call it: “second base”

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