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@qwertying: Daughter: Dad do Zombies exist?

Dad: No dear they're people wearing lots of makeup.

Daughter: Oh like mommy?

Dad: Close enough.

Daughter: Dad do Zombies exist?  

Dad: No dear they’re people wearing lots of makeup.  

Daughter: Oh like mommy?  

Dad: Close enough.

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