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@Playing_Dad: Daughter: Daddy, I want to reach out and touch a star
Me: Yeah, well, that would incinerate the both of us instantly so I don't think so

Daughter: Daddy, I want to reach out and touch a star 
Me: Yeah, well, that would incinerate the both of us instantly so I don’t think so

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