@LoveNLunchmeat: Daughter has amputated three dolls in the span of twelve hours. Really hoping our dog is smart enough to stay away from her.
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@LeviathanPride: Does North Korea remember what happened the last time a country attacked Hawaii?
@BCMontgo: Boss: You're Me: Doing great? B: No, I'm letting you M: Have the corner office? B: go. M: Why? B: Constantly completing my sentences wrong.
@tiReynard: My snack didn't taste very good. Now I'm gonna hafta cleanse the palate w a large buffalo chicken pizza for lunch I know. Life's tough.