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@Browtweaten: Daughter: He found a garter snake

Mom: Oh crap, if he names it he'll want to keep-

Dad: *walking in the door* Welcome home, Hiss Pratt

Mom: Damn it

Daughter: He found a garter snake

Mom: Oh crap, if he names it he’ll want to keep-

Dad: *walking in the door* Welcome home, Hiss Pratt

Mom: Damn it

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