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@sweetandweak: Daughter just told me, "Dad, I don't make sandwiches, I eat sandwiches."

One day her picture will be on money.

Daughter just told me,  “Dad, I don’t make sandwiches, I eat sandwiches.”

One day her picture will be on money.

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