@Momtoteens: Daughter just told me my hair looks good. The request for a ride will be coming in less than 10 minutes.
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@WoodyLuvsCoffee: Tim: This is Tim from accounting. Me: Hi Tim from accounting. Tim: Just say Tim. Me. Tim. Tim: How are you today? Me: Tim.
@ruinedpicnic: me:(nervously) so I gotta fight one of these things? zookeeper: what? no me: I choose...the polar bear zookeeper: why would you choose that
@nd_L_: If only the person that named “walkie talkies” had been in charge of naming so many more household objects.