@Momtoteens: Daughter just told me my hair looks good. The request for a ride will be coming in less than 10 minutes.
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@WstonesOxfordSt: BOOK FACT: If you took every book in our store and laid them end to end you would be thrown out by security and banned from returning.
@NYC_Blonde: Billion dollar idea: Tea bags that are actually wine bags. Slogan: You already act like you're God, now turn water into wine like Jesus!
@deegeemindi: If someone got my name tattooed on them I'd break up with them to prove it was a bad idea.