@MethShart: David Hasselhoff saves money on tailored shirts by not ordering the first 5 buttons.
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@dafloydsta: ME: I'm dead inside. THERAPIST: How does that make you feel? ME: Dead inside. Jesus, is this your first fuckin day?
@sixfootcandy: And in conclusion, may I say that black robe is very slimming on you, Your Honor. And I've never seen a bigger gavel.
@yonewt: I know someone who puts raisins in meatballs so don't even try to talk to me about psychos