@MethShart: David Hasselhoff saves money on tailored shirts by not ordering the first 5 buttons.
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@erica_rosie: Stages of Candle Burning 1: this smells nice 2: still smells nice 3: this is all I can smell now 4: this is the only scent I have ever known
@DaddyJew: Me: *passes out pizza* 3: no fair, you have 4 slices and I only have 2 Me: *cuts his 2 slices into 6 slices* 3: wow, thank you
@mattvbrady: im about to go on a date. im sure it will be perfectly normal and wont go viral or anything...