@Bdell1014: Dawg 😭
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@AndyAsAdjective: GRANDPA: I have shrapnel stuck in my head from World War II ME: I've had that Chumbawamba song stuck in my head since 1997 so I feel ya
@MoistPork: Have your tribal tattoo call my tramp stamp and let's make beautiful, douchey babies together.
@Pro_Jones_: ME: *pointing gun* Give me everything. WORKER: Sir, this is a pet shelter. ME: I know. *carried off into the sunset by a wave of animals*