@Bdell1014: Dawg 😭
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@Reverend_Scott: Call me old fashioned, but I think any woman that can open the lid of a jar by herself is a witch.
@Matt_the_1st: Due to an unforeseen error during last night's love making session I am forced to wear non matching socks today
@better_off_dad: *reading note from son: 'Can I borrow your car later?' *response: 'You spelled 'wash' wrong. But yes.'