@KrazykurtKurt: Plastic bags biodegrade quicker than my mum getting to the point on the phone.

@upsidedowntrash: [1st Row at Beyoncé Concert] Beyoncé: Who run da world?! *points mic at me* ME: [having briefly heard the song once before] …squirrels?

@RichHarris2: Somebody called me a free spirit today and my heart leapt as I turned back to my paperwork.

@UnFitz: Wild horses could easily drag me away. Probably a good sized dog or motivated cat could do the trick. A big bunch of gerbils, maybe.

@topherjordan: If you mean sleeping, then yes, I'm pretty freakin' amazing in bed.