@vineyille: Day 20. Still lost at sea. Crew thinks I know how to plot a course with a protractor. I just like making it walk on the map. Pointy Leg Man.
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@joejwest: I'm going to freeze some of my sperm so that if something goes wrong later in life, I can kill my nemesis with a disgusting icicle.
@themorris23: On the highway, getting passed by a minivan is the football equivalent to getting tackled by the kicker.
@HatfieldAnne: Sure I could kill you with kindness, but let’s see what else is lying around first.