@vineyille: Day 20. Still lost at sea. Crew thinks I know how to plot a course with a protractor. I just like making it walk on the map. Pointy Leg Man.
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@CulturedRuffian: Me: And I would do anything for love. Her: Put your phone down. Me: But I won't do that. Her: You said anything. Me: No I won't do that.
@AnniemuMary: My grocery store changed its whole layout. It was better the other way so I'm slowly and quietly moving everything back.