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@ClichedOut: [day 3: stuck in elevator]

girl: if we don’t eat we'll die soon

me: *waiting for her to die so I don't have to share the meatballs in my pocket* how soon?

[day 3: stuck in elevator]

girl: if we don’t eat we’ll die soon

me: *waiting for her to die so I don’t have to share the meatballs in my pocket* how soon?

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