@hippieswordfish: [day 38 on the ark]
NOAHS WIFE: we're out of food
NOAH: don't worry, i have a contingency plan
UNICORN: why are u lookin at me like that
![[day 38 on the ark]
NOAHS WIFE: we’re out of food
NOAH: don’t worry, i have a contingency plan
UNICORN: why are u lookin at me like that](/cache/88489.jpg)
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