@KoKeniSasquatch: Day 8 of quitting smoking: I have 376 gallons of blood to donate. Various types. None is mine.
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@Bob_Janke: A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face and he says it's so when I'm eating prairie grasses I can see predators
@bobinhiding: When the wife says, "Would you rather spend time with your imaginary friends than with me?" "Yeah, kind of." Is not the right answer.
@Iloveearwormz: I hate people that sit with you for hours and don't speak, suddenly want to tell you their life story when you put in your headphones.