@KoKeniSasquatch: Day 8 of quitting smoking: I have 376 gallons of blood to donate. Various types. None is mine.
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@wolfpupy: my street gang has been walking down the street snapping our fingers in unison for like 3 days, we all forgot why we were doing it
@PinkCamoTO: Does anyone need a pen? I just went through a few drawers and it turns out we have ALL of them.
@aimlessamers: Since it's hunting season, we are allowed to shoot the cars with the antlers on them, right?