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@trojansauce: [day after trying sushi for the first time]
ME: *putting frozen chicken nuggets on table*
WIFE: this isn't cooke-
ME: it's sushi, susan

[day after trying sushi for the first time]
ME: *putting frozen chicken nuggets on table*
WIFE: this isn’t cooke-
ME: it’s sushi, susan

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