@TOMayorFord: Daylight Saving Time starts this evening, turn your clocks forward and change smoke alarm batteries before going to bed tonight.
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@doktorj: Adult me is pretty pissed that you can't learn to dance perfectly in the span of an 80's montage.
@mindykaling: When I wear those trendy sports bras with a million straps I get stuck in them like a seagull in a six pack ring