@ag_loco: Dear Canadians,
Who's the cutest little nation?
Yes you are!
@Nrvous1: When people say "May I ask who's calling?" I like to say "Sure, go ahead."
@Coolisiana: GOD- "I will send a plague that will kill all living things on earth"
*Fish slip the LORD a $20*
"On second thought how about a flood?"
@TheCatWhisprer: If you cut me off in traffic you better be ready to look in your rearview mirror and see me yelling something you can't hear.
@PakuluPapito1: *gets pulled over*
Officer: how high are u
Me: no officer, it's hi, how are u
@Douchekevin: SHHHHH!!!!!!! I just got followed by a Jehovah Witness. All of you keep quiet and pretend we aren't home...