@ag_loco: Dear Canadians,
Who's the cutest little nation?
Yes you are!
@brucepoontip: If someone sees you accidentally bite into plastic fruit, commit. don’t show weakness. eat all of it
@Leslie_Annie: Irony. The opposite of wrinkly.
Thank you. I'll be here all night.
@gtfml: When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?
@McCPeggy: My parents always taught me to pursue my dreams. That's why I take so many naps.
@Zombie_Kit: Cats are so lucky. Nobody thinks twice when they run from company and hide under the bed. I do it and its "weird".