@ag_loco: Dear Canadians,
Who's the cutest little nation?
Yes you are!
@stephenjmolloy: Scientists say that dinosaurs and humans didn't coexist but the makers of The Flintstones clearly dispute this so I'm not sure.
@PetrickSara: Me: Everyone should follow their true calling in life.
Husband: Shopping at Target isn’t a calling.
@Luminousoul_: Nothing confuses me more than an angry stoner.
@SocialExtortion: YOU KNOW WHAT MAYBE I DO WAN'T TO MEET HOT SINGLES IN MY AREA
@NervousJr: Everyone around me keeps telling me I'm mean.
Which is absurd.
Plus, they're ugly.