@ag_loco: Dear Canadians,
Who's the cutest little nation?
Yes you are!
@PerfectPending: Watching tv with 4 and now he knows the word crescent.
All I learned as a kid was how hard to hit a cat with a frying pan without killing it
@KimmyMonte: *phone rings*
"Yeh hi who's this? Sure he's here hold on.. Drastic Measures! Call for u."
"Who is it?"
*crowd goes wild*
@Swishergirl24: My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like I KNOW, RIGHT?
@BaldyLockzz: * tries to spread peanut butter *
Peanut Butter: I have a boyfriend
@DavidKrap: Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together, Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll.