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@IAmKatieOrr: "Dear Diary, the ugly woman at the bank cut in front of me today."
Woman: "EXCUSE ME?!"
[whispers]"Dear Diary, I think she can hear me."

“Dear Diary, the ugly woman at the bank cut in front of me today.”
Woman: “EXCUSE ME?!”
[whispers]”Dear Diary, I think she can hear me.”

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