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@furrrizzle: Dear diary,

My date got really excited when I said I wanted to cook for him.

Apparently Meth wasn't what he expected.

Dating is bull shit

Dear diary,

My date got really excited when I said I wanted to cook for him.

Apparently Meth wasn’t what he expected.

Dating is bull shit

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