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@PastorBate: Dear diary,

Sometimes it just seems like I can't tell if something is an inanimate object or a person

My therapist: Yes that's quite clear

Dear diary,

Sometimes it just seems like I can’t tell if something is an inanimate object or a person

My therapist: Yes that’s quite clear

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