@DirtMcTurd: If I'm guilty of anything it's that I care too much, that and murder

@VodkaTiem: *pulls away from kissing* Me: Please insert 2oz of cheese to continue.

@david_tull: *purposely chooses network with most dropped calls*

@BuckyIsotope: Black rotten roses & run over kittens Teeth falling out & a test is unwritten Naked in public becoming a meme Theseareafewofmyterribledreams

@DaHess1: People think it's great if you like kids but will freak out if you assign an age. I like 10 year olds. See? Creepy. I'll wait in the van.