@mlccm: Dear god, please let me have sex at least as often as adobe or java needs an update. Everyday.
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@Mr_Kapowski: I want to know the backstory of when an eyelash turns evil and says "That's it. I'm done protecting the eye. I'm going in to destroy it now"
@lisaxy424: It's actually a good thing money doesn't grow on trees because I've killed every plant I've ever owned.
@simoncholland: Like on Amazon or in our house? [My response when my wife asks me if I can find something for her]