@DBMaxP: Dear lady arguing w/ the clerk over whether or not it is "good" champagne: YOU ARE IN A GAS STATION!
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@Manda_like_wine: Results are in: a lot of people took the "never change" yearbook inscription way too seriously.
@JoshontheGo: I've worn glasses three quarters of my life, but I still manage to poke myself in the eye every now and then putting them on!
@Ndeshi_M: Him: I'd go to the end of the world for you! Me: Well... what are you waiting for then?
@brianbowman73: Saw someone simultaneously walking while writing on a pad of paper. I yelled at them to text and drive like a normal person.