@Jayden_Bryce: Dear makers of Axe 3-in-1 shampoo, conditioner & body wash, I have no desire to buy your crap. I'm holding out until it's also a car wax.
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@MarkAgee: My mother-in-law's text alert is an entire song. Starting to think my father-in-law's rage isn't really from Vietnam.
@AGreaterMonster: When I saw grown ups in public kissing I'd ask my mom, "What are they doing?" Now I wonder the same thing.
@d_duhwit: Car salesman: and it has a back up camera Me: Cool, where's the main camera? Cs: Sorry no this is for backing up Me: Ah, to the cloud Cs: no