@Chyld: Dear North Carolina, if you let guys marry each other, you'll have more available women in your family to date!
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@PimpleEye: It's not that I don't like drinking, it's just I find that my aim when throwing bottles in your face is allot more accurate when I'm sober.
@SignsofNature: I do not delete bad tweets that get no stars... I let them sit there and think about what they've done...
@batkaren: Accidentally ran the wash with Ecstasy still in a back pocket. Now my jeans are freaking out, and the zipper won't stop grinding its teeth.