@Chyld: Dear North Carolina, if you let guys marry each other, you'll have more available women in your family to date!
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@scubavelli: "Oh I'll be your relationship status alright..." -me sleeping outside this Taco Bell
@aidanjsears: ME: i'm nervous WIFE: don't be. just be confident [later] BOSS: so do you think you'd be right for the job ME: *confidently* no
@JediGigi: "Is that old Chinese food in the trash? There's Q-tips in there too? AND a bag of my poop? This is gonna be so good!" --dogs