@Chyld: Dear North Carolina, if you let guys marry each other, you'll have more available women in your family to date!
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@dril: if your grave doesnt say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war
@AnOrangeSNES: [Crossword] 7 across) Person you work with, 9 letters COWORKER 21 down) Person you hate, 9 letters COWORKER
@sip_at_home_mom: I own workout clothes for the same reason my buddies in high school bought condoms: I like to pretend there's a chance I'll need them.