@JennyJohnsonHi5: Dear parents of college students on Spring Break, Congrats!!! Many of you are about to be grandparents!!!
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@Marlebean: Did you know stuffing your bra with toilet paper works pretty well... except when it rains.
@brianbowman73: I shot a man in Reno, Just to watch him cry. It was just a Nerf gun you big baby!
@davedittell: "anything new with you?" not really "any cool projects at work? nope "meeting with friends?" no "seeing anybody?" why are you doing this?