@cdncyn: Dear parents with unattended children they will be given 4 red bulls and a kazoo
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@mommywhitfield: As the mother of two kids under 5, I'm always playing a game I call "Is this normal, or is my child a sociopath?"
@WritePlay: "All the single ladies... All the single ladies... All the single ladies..." - list of girls who wouldn't talk to me in high school
@SteveKoehler22: I went to school with a girl named Nonstick CookingSpray We tried calling her Pam ... but it didn’t stick.