@cdncyn: Dear parents with unattended children they will be given 4 red bulls and a kazoo
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@LizzieEMB: Him: Should you be eating that much chocolate? Me: Should you be using that much oxygen?
@TheUrbanSlangs: Drunk - When you have to hold on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
@dorkwing_duck: Me: how long are you gonna sit there picking your nose? I tried to be polite but this is absurd Potato Head: I want to look good on my date