@randomnloveit: Dear people that brush your teeth in the bathroom at work: stop that. You don't live here. Chew gum like the rest of us.
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@sarahyehia82: I hate it when I mentally undressing someone and my OCD kicks in and I start folding their clothes.
@msdanifernandez: Did you guys hear about the football player who hits women? No the other one. No the other one.
@nerdreign: Preparing a work evaluation for someone who adds shit to my day on a regular. Wondering if "inbred whackadoodle" paints a full picture.
@noog: *invents time machine* *goes to 1930 germany* *points guns at young hitler* What gives u the right to ruin a mustache style for everyone?