@lemonmartinis: Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together - Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll
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@Reverend_Scott: God: You finish all 11 commandments? Moses: About the 11th one... God: What? Moses: Check yourself before you wreck yourself? God: Fine, 10.
@MiahSaint: This Kit Kat commercial is making some awfully big assumptions about both my generosity and number of friends.
@UNTRESOR: Just got kicked off a corn forum for saying you can eat the cob. I'll just sign up with a different name. They can't silence the truth.
@wolfpupy: a good captain goes down with the ship, i personally don't need a professional obligation to sink to the bottom of the ocean, i just do it