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@yoyoha: Dear Religion,
Pics or it didn't happen.
@weinerdog4life: Sex is a lot like Mario Kart, you go really fast, you throw some bananas, Wario is there.
@2tickytacky: I generally don't trim my ear hair until it effects my peripheral vision.
@TheCatWhisprer: *intermittently glances at phone while placing order for 6 burritos so the Chipotle lady thinks they're for multiple people*
@AimeeHelene1: Do poodle owners realize they just bought a dog with a shitty 1980s white girl perm?
@Roxtalled: *stands by cucumbers at grocery store
*hides by baby carrots
*gets ego boost