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@davidbfunny: Dear waiter,

You messed up my order because you didn't write it down. I employed your strategy while calculating the tip.

Love,
David

Dear waiter,

You messed up my order because you didn’t write it down.  I employed your strategy while calculating the tip.

Love,
David

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