@iamspacegirl: *Death comes for me but is once again fooled by my false moustache*
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@abbycohenwl: "Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?" "Church?" "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers
@McKnightyBoo: My 6yo has been rolling around on the floor for 30 mins whining for me to get her some juice cause SHE doesn't want to Go ahead. Have kids
@dlsims01: A woman always gets the last word in an argument, because anything a man says after that is the first words in a new argument.