@iamspacegirl: *Death comes for me but is once again fooled by my false moustache*
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@outsmartedmommy: I never knew how long it took a human to fall asleep until I had kids. In case you're wondering it's 2 hours, 3 cups of water, & 18 books.
@Gooooats: I think this coworker I’ve been working with for 13 years is starting to suspect I don’t know his name.
@Tmoney68: Made a special running playlist that's nothing but zombie moans & shuffling feet. I've lost 20 pounds & can run a 4:30 minute mile.