@iamspacegirl: *Death comes for me but is once again fooled by my false moustache*
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@nishadtrivedi: What they're actually saying is "I can't even [finish this sentence due to the complexities of being a white girl on the existential level]"
@XplodingUnicorn: 4-year-old: What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door? Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific? 4: No reason.
@man_spach: *tries several times to connect to the internet using a dial-up modem* *reaches #1 on the dubstep charts*