@eileencurtright: Death hack: bury your loved ones with their fitness trackers for a low-cost early zombie alert system.
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@TheNardvark: TRAIN TIP: A few minutes before the train arrives at your destination, get up and crowd around the exit so you can wait faster.
@GMPaiella: The part of the Bible I relate to the most is when Jesus makes a scene at the farmers market
@BumbleDC: Thanks for a lovely evening, I had a great time. Sure, I'll come in for a coffee. You have a lovely apartmeMY GOD that is a lot of Swastikas
@Jay_FrickinLynn: I accidently opened the fitness app and my phone immediately called to report itself stolen.