@bobsin: Death is not the end.
You still have to dispose of the body and hide the evidence.
@1Happytwit: My neighbours were listening to some pretty cool music until the arseholes asked me to turn it down.
@kimwilliamz: You are what your parents ate too..I'm part black licorice..part hot dog.
@fightforfood: Whenever Becky says anything in the breakroom, I just say, "well, that got racist pretty fast" and walk out. I hate you so much, Becky.
@VapingSonic: Cashier: sir the conveyor belt isn't meant for riding
Me: I- I gotta know
Cashier: know what?
Me: *sighs* what I'm really worth.