@KingsnorthAP: Death. Resurrection. Saviour. I believe in Robocop.
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@DukEB51: You know you're getting old when you fall down and wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
@NicestHippo: You had a flat tire on the highway? What was that like? [cut to: me crying helplessly until AAA arrives] Your survival instincts take over
@ilovepie84: Whenever I see someone with spider web tattoos on their elbows I spray them with Raid and attempt to flush them down the toilet.
@FattMernandez: Are there Jewish exorcisms? Where the demon comes out, and just tells you to call your mother?