@KingsnorthAP: Death. Resurrection. Saviour. I believe in Robocop.
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@novicefather: Don't be that crazy person who collects cats. Collect something else instead like toenails.
@DrakeJoshQuotez: Josh: [after he spills root beer on the TV and ruins it] I drink root beer. You don't see me explodin'!
@michaelianblack: Our family's annual tradition, as I put up the tree, everybody gathers around to watch my wife tell me I'm stringing the lights wrong.
@GreenishDuck: One day a guy named Matt banged a waitress and nine months later a mattress was born haha just messin around on this website.